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Monday, October 26, 2009

A Letter to the Magic, Ionic, Shaping, No-hairspray-needing, Curling AND Straightening Iron Dude at the Mall

Dear Magic, Ionic, Shaping, No-hairspray-needing, Curling AND Straightening Iron Dude at the Mall,

I hate you. I actually navigate the mall in such a way as to avoid you. And imagine my surprise and disappointment when, after making a point to avoid you outside of Abercrombie, you jump out at me in front of Sharron Luggage! Gah! Did you move kiosks, or are there two of you now??? I have my hair down to a science. It doesn’t take long to do. I do not want to change my process. I do not want to sit down while you STRAIGHTEN the curls in which I took time to put in that morning. And I certainly don’t want to sit down to let you straighten my curls only to put them back in again. I do not want anything in my hair that has been in 20 other people's hair. And when I tell you I am on my lunch break, and have to go, please respect that. And thank you for prompting me to tell you I work at the mall to receive the “super great mall employee discount,” but still no thanks.


P.S. I also do not want your hand lotion. Is the lotion Magic and Ionic as well? It doesn’t matter. I still don’t want it.


  1. I think that is bad news for me if you're at the mall during the day :-)

  2. You DO read the blog! AND you commented! I love it. :-)

  3. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.



  4. Do you still use the world's largest curling iron? I loved that thing, and I miss having girls for roommates. But not just so I can borrow your stuff. Really. I miss you too.

  5. Haha! Yup - not only do I still use the world's largest curling iron, BUT I use the SAME curling iron from college. Don't misunderstand - I have considered replacing, but I cannot find another one as big. Had this dude had one, I MIGHT have considered.

    Roommates were awesome, weren't they?